Britt and Finn as Moishe

I'm Moishe, and I am a Jewish boy. I like to use and play on my computer, especially playing Lotto. I live in the right wing settlement of Beit El, which is in Judea, better known as the West Bank to most people. This means my village is surrounded by Arabs, the people I hate most. I also strongly believe that the Arabs should go away from our home because in the Torah, it says that this is our land. I realize that the Palestinians have these deeds for houses they once owned, but G-d's word is more important, and He said that we could have land all the way from the Nile to the great Euphrates, so why can't we at least have this land in Israel? How can it be their land when G-d told us to live here? I truly hate the Arabs and Palestinians, even though I have never met one. They murdered my best friend Ephraim while he was driving back to the settlement. When I become the first religious Prime Minister, I will kick out all of the Arabs. The way I see it, peace is never going to happen, and I'm fine with that as long as we get all of our holy land that's rightfully ours.

—Moishe lives in the West Bank, right-wing settlement of Beit El, and he intends to be Israel's first religious Prime Minister. He has never met an Arab, but he assures us that when he runs the country, he'll "clear them all out of Jerusalem!"